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Four parodied starchitects in a PG Wodehouse–style comedy of manners. Upload any render or photo and watch Zaha Habib, Rain Koolhas, Krank Gehry, and Santia Go Kala Trava roast the design with witty banter.
Zaha Hadid
Queen of Parametricism
"sweeping parametric fluidity"
Rem Koolhaas
The Cynical Urbanist
"capitalism threw up on glass and steel"
Frank Gehry
The Titanium Crumpler
"crumpled paper chic"
Santiago Calatrava
The Human Protractor
"where is the skeletal majesty? where is the ribcage?"
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